king of the hill

this is king of hill u rp taking over hill example::
BOB:: my hill mofos
JOE: i stab bob in heart my hill now

simple now get 2 it!!
i will start


my hill fools

i slapped rising with my dick and he tumbled town the hill. I am the king

i sniper therapist off the hill run up n teabag his body my hill bitchez

i rip off your nuts with my teeth when your doing that, and then spit them off the hill to never be found. then i kick you where your new mangina has formed so hard that you start your period early. i then jizz on your face, which somehow gets you pregnant, and then you give birth to chuck norris. Now that your in the hospital, i am the new king

my new baby chuck norris kicks ur ass n give the hill back 2 me eat shit fag boy

chuck norris switches sides and does this to my balls which makes me jizz so hard that when i aim at you it blows you into china

I COME BACK FROM CHINA WITH BRUCE LEE N JET LEE THEY KICK SHIT OUTTA CHUCK NORRIS THEN GO KICK THE SHIT OUTTA U

you didnt say you took the hill. which lets me legitamatelly tell this story:

when you sent those 2 asian spitfucks at me, we engaged in epic dragonball z combined with mortal kombat style hand to hand combat. Jet lee was the first to fall as when he went for a flamin air kick a grapped his leg and uppercut him in the jaw with my brass knuckles, breaking is jaw and killing him. Then, bruce lee tried to KAMEHAMEHA me, but i deflected it with my pointy nipples back towards him. After he was on the ground begging for mercy, i curb stomped his dick and inverted it into his skull gouging out his own eyeballs. As the two falen asians lay in their blood, i look at you in the eys, and tell you "STILL THE KING BITCH!"

while all that happen i walked up hill n sat n cracked open a beer n watch it by time u 's where done i had claim the hill.! o ya i shoot u both with a rpg

i deflect the rpg with my sweet nadsack. still the king

i lul so hard that befor i make it up the hill to do something epic i trip and roll back down.
drat maybe next time

i freaking love you sephy. still the king, the lolling king

i get back up and rub the dust off my body. i then look up at the hill prepareing my next manuver

i shoot sephy from a far off location so he cant do his next manuver, i dont wanna be king of the hill i like watching retards fight over a mound of dirt ><

Still the king of retards

Since master unfortunatly fell for my evil plot by shooting my stunt double, i now know where he is. i sneak up behind him and........ blow a fog horn in his ear and run away snickering

i fall off the hill lolling. The hill is now free again

now that my 30 step plan is complete, i walk up the hill and stand at the top and say "MY HILLL NOW NOOBS!!!"